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This is a country of falling trousers, pinging brassieres, guffaws, sniggers and euphemisms for sex like "clout and please," a view crystallized in a cycle of low-funds, high-lowdown farces filmed typically in the 1960s and '70s that were known as the Carry Ons after the first two lexis in every label. Even now, the country is collectively clutching aching sides cardy ugg boots over the appointment of Belgian Prime Minister Herman Van Rompuy as President of the European Union.
It's not just the exhibitionists at the exhibition, however there are amply of them, goose-pimpled in the frigid air. It's the way that sex, the constant tool for advertisers seeking to  yield, has been commoditized into a must-have array of yield. Nowadays, custody up with the Joneses might mean pompous specialist furniture such as a £2,500 ($4,130) Stretching Bed from Dungeon Equipment or a £115 ($190) Funswing, which looks like an annoyed between a hammock and a baby bouncer and could be misguided for a comfortable pole for study TV if the booklet didn't install clear photos to illustrate its (im)modest use. "You can trade anything.

John and Alan, former colleagues at a London airport, also report a certain numbness on their eighth annual visit to the show. "The first time is an eye opener. After that, there are no surprises," says John. "But we'll be here next year," says Alan. "Oh my word," says John, suddenly distracted as an elderly man clad only in shoes and socks and a posing pouch ambles past.